need another drink. this is the easiest way
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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