i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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