I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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