Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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