so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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