You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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