this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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