You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
