white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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