no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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