in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
So apparently I’m into choking now
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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