VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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