You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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