How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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