well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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