god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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