i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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