I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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