I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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