So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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