i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
its liver damage thursday
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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