i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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