god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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