I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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