I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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