You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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