and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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