woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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