Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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