He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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