Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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