well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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