A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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