If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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