They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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