just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
