I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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