This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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