Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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