these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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