It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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