You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Drunk walkin through police station. America
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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