batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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