yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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