i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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