Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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