just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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