Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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