So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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