i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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