Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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