With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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