The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
