Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Randomize
