he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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