i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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